lunch

looking to go on a diet? try my new weight loss plan! it's fast, easy, and only available to baylor employees. see how simple it can be:

1. go into the pathology department break room between the hours of 12 and 2.
2. inhale deeply.

i guarantee your appetite will be gone after just 30 seconds! if the smell of weird microwaved food isn't enough, just move on to step 3, putting your head in the fridge, and you can bet that you won't be wanting food of any kind for the rest of the day!


side effects may include nausea and vomiting.