Kids today and their Bollywood-themed birthday parties.  My 17-year-old self would be thrilled.

[Smith was 29 when she recorded Horses. Joan Didion was 29 when she wrote her first novel. Tina Fey was 29 when she was named head writer of SNL. bell hooks was 29 when she published her first major work. Oprah had just turned 30 when she got her first local TV talk show.
There is a reason ‘boy genius’ rolls off the tongue more naturally than ‘girl genius.’ By the time most of us accept the fact that we have earned this label for ourselves, we are most decidedly no longer girls.]

- Ann Friedman on Patti Smith at This Recording

So there's still hope...?

Ask Ted Williams

Chronologically, I may have just turned 29.  But let's say, for accuracy's sake, that the sub-zero temperature of my new office has slowed my cellular metabolism to a crawl.  Am I in fact aging less?  This could save me a fortune in cryopreservatives.