apparently it can be dry in houston. it's been so static-y lately that i realized i unconsciously fist-bump every metal object in the vicinity so i get shocked on my knuckles and not my ever-so-sensitive jack the pumpkin king fingers.
I'm always cold.. hence the title.
Approximately 60% of what I write here is sarcasm, and the other 40% is hyperbole. But sometimes they overlap. I can draw you a Venn diagram if you'd like.
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