did i say life was too hard? that was an unfortunate bit of hyperbole. i could try to explain, verbalize what's been churning around in my brain for the last 24 hours - or six years, it's all the same, really - but it won't work. too much noise becomes silence. instead i got drunk on a tuesday.
27 April 2010
21 April 2010
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05 April 2010
i never meant to cause you any sorrow
did you know? the mayor of minneapolis has named april 3rd as First Avenue day, in honor of the music club made famous by prince in Purple Rain. sean and i both felt this was an occasion to commemorate one of mankind's (or at least minnesota's) greatest cinematic achievements, so naturally we devised a drinking game, with this as our starting point.
drink one when...
- anyone refers to The Kid
- they show the outside of First Avenue
- prince rides his motorcycle
- anyone wears a scarf
- anyone wears purple
- there's a beatin'
- mr. and mrs. prince get it on
- apollonia wears a single earring
- morris calls jerome an 'onion head'
drink two when...
- 'you must cleanse yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka'
by the end of it you'll either a. want to incorporate more ruffles into your wardrobe or b. understand that prince changing his name to a squiggle was a logical and obvious choice.
drink one when...
- anyone refers to The Kid
- they show the outside of First Avenue
- prince rides his motorcycle
- anyone wears a scarf
- anyone wears purple
- there's a beatin'
- mr. and mrs. prince get it on
- apollonia wears a single earring
- morris calls jerome an 'onion head'
drink two when...
- 'you must cleanse yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka'
by the end of it you'll either a. want to incorporate more ruffles into your wardrobe or b. understand that prince changing his name to a squiggle was a logical and obvious choice.
01 April 2010
fool
i am anticipating a luxurious weekend filled with debonair hedonism. also, i really like my new haircut, so that's boosting my mood. (do you know how often that happens? i'll tell you: not very.)
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